it’s a calendar.
365 days of sad laughter, just like your real life.
a page a day featuring a demotivating phrase or snarky affirmation.
perfect for friends, enemies, frenemies, and your disappointed parents.
$14.99 + shipping* and tax
$29.98 + shipping* and tax
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